I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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