so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
