Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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