I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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