your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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