Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm sobbing to NWA
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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