this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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