That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
and she was petting her beer can
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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