a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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