i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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