Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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