LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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