whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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