physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
try to milk me bitch
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
