so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We have started to decorate penises.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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