Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
