I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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