hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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