at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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