READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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