Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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