Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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