I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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