well you can't waste a boner
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
nutella sex= disaster
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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