I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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