Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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