Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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