But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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