i jhust puked up my retainher.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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