i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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