Its about making memories worth repressing
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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