erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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