The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
