yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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