You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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