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(901): View more from Tennessee

I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw

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(904): View more from Florida

Champagne is a vitamin, right?

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(936): View more from Texas

If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.

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(214): View more from Texas

Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..

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