Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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