you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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