I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Randomize
