And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
