dude i'm inner monologue high
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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