Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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