Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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