just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Boobs are out for the taking
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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