So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
This is my gift to your gina
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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