guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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