Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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