I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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