so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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