And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Randomize
